Vitalis Universalis
Vitalis Universalis
Vitalis Universalis
Vitalis Universalis
Vitalis Universalis
Vitalis Universalis

Vitalis Universalis


Size 9.5
This is a museum quality relic of the 18th Century that is unbelievably beautiful. Exquisitely detailed and very obviously well made, it has good weight to it. Most likely composed of a mixture of metals, we believe bronze and silver, and we believe it may have a lower karat gold content based upon its nature of patina and coloring.


Many think of the Book of the Dead as being the earliest religious text of Ancient Egypt, however, it isnt. There is something far older than the Book of the Dead, older  than the Coffin texts, even older than the Pyramid texts.

The Palermo Stone is, actually, the oldest known religious corpus of ancient Egyptian religious texts,  dating to the Old Kingdom. It was discovered in a series of fragments that make up The Royal Annals stele of the Old Kingdom of Ancient Egypt. The fragments are difficult to decipher due to their antiquity, and not having all the pieces, but, when pieced together, to the naked and untrained eye,  it appears to be a historical record that simply contains a list of the Pharaohs of Egypt from the First Dynasty (about 3150–2890 BCE) to the early part of the Fifth Dynasty (approximately 2392–2283 BCE), with notes of significant events in each year of their reign. However, the Ancient Egyptians included more within this text than just the names of royalty and water levels of the Nile.

Within the Palermo Stone, there is a code, hidden in plain sight. It took us a while to figure it out – which makes it very fortunate we have associates who are highly talented in that sort of thing. You see, the code is hidden within the names, which is a list of all those who had sole access to the code. There’s not only the Pharaohs but names of some mothers and other royalty too. It is very unlikely they actually deciphered the code themselves, but rather their closest Priests and Priestesses. Hidden within the code is a sacred key to what has become known as the Vitalis Universalis.

The Vitalis Universalis is not a spell. It is not a deity, and it is not something of this world. It is something that is alive, in a sense, but it is not a spirit entity.

It is a sacred river that is the full and complete embodiment of absolute universal vitality. It exists within the celestial paradise of Ethereum, surging with a fluid Energy of amplifying and elevating currents; an oasis that breathes divine power, Inspiration, motivation, and success to all areas of your life and spirit.

The Vitalis Universalis possesses an etheric intelligence, that is water-like in that it changes shape and flows in and out, down and around, finding hidden pathways to surround you with its magickal Power, like water dripping through a hole in the roof or the bottom of a box.

When even a droplet of the Vitalis Universalis is touched, remarkable energetic healing and spiritual elevation occur. The power of Universal Vitality breathes new life, inspiration, vigor and empowerment into all that you are and all that you do. Washing away the karmic dirt humans so easily accumulate in our life cycles, sparking the fires of imagination and motivation, and invigorating the mind, body, spirit, and soul, the Vitalis Universalis is a river that induces absolute mental and Spiritual clarity, where higher dimensional things that are hidden or disguised in our 3rd dimension can be seen in their pure, etheric forms.

I can't tell you how the Ancients nor how we accessed the Vitalis Universalis, but with this piece, you don't need to know, as this piece was created submerged within its waters, and is forever filled with its Power.

This was tested under a wide variety of variables and situations and it's never failed to deliver, not even once. One individual was in marketing, coming up with slogans and imagery to sell products to target markets, much like Darrin in Bewitched, and had come into a period of a creative block. This completely revitalized his entire creative process, and inspired some genius material, which ended up scoring him a promotion with a generous pay increase. Two individuals had severe, deep rooted blockages, where all their chakras were so out of alignment. One was on the verge of divorce, one had lost her job and she developed self destructive habits. This worked it all out, empowering them with the stamina and strength they needed, revitalizing their entire spiritual matrices. Another individual had no direction, they had no idea what they wanted to do with their life. He was stuck in a rut. He was inspired to start his own YouTube channel that now brings in up to $80,000 per month. Most months he makes about $50,000.

Imagine what the Vitalis Universalis could do in your life - your wealth, career, life direction, relationships, marriage, your Spirituality, your creative process, the magick of the Vitalis Universalis will absorb into any areas it is needed or desired.

If you feel intuitively pulled or energetically drawn to any of our Magickals, know that we are here to offer these relics to all, regardless of one's economic status. You can be assured, we treat all offers with respect and dignity, and openly invite you to submit your offer to

We believe that everyone deserves to have Positive and Profound Metaphysical experiences, and it is our mission to serve fellow Truth Seekers and Spirit Keepers; to awaken and inspire the Magick in others, one person at a time.